Legit, one of the sort of nice things about having a breakdown and resetting is that after the bombed-out-of-your-mind stage ( Read more... )

Hey, guys! Want to hear a gross TMI bodily function story?

( some explanation is required, but )

"You wrapped the SHIT out of my wrists."

"Go big or go home, babe."

Dear Reusable Red Sticky Fetish Tape Roll,

I take it all back! You're not useless window dressing! You are actually quite effective if I use no less than half of you at a time. Thanks!

love,
-zombieboyband